Irreducible complexity claims that a complex system with many parts,
the loss of any one of which limits the system to fits and starts,
could not, through natural selection, have evolved,
shouting triumphant that this, their faith in a designer absolved.
Flagella, coagulation cascades and the eye are the classic examples cited,
shouting loud this enough proves Neo-darwinism to have been smited,
Too bad for them the actual science doesn't at all fit their hype,
For genetic markers and homologues show this to be nothing but ID’s usual tripe.
Wrongly assumes only the current variation provides an advantage to selection, Presupposes that intermediary steps must always lead to the organism’s rejection,
Ignores models that show how descent with modification results in a succession of steps with advantage,
They prefer a fable with a watchmaker required to micromanage.
Improbability invoked that random mutation lacked time to provide life's rich tapestry,
Turns out to be nothing more than another manner of ID relentless sophistry,
Implies evolution due to nothing more than random mutation,
But that proves nothing beyond deliberate lies or poor education.
That descent with modification involves mutation is true,
But nonrandom forces mold what through random processes accrue,
Natural and sexual selection work great wonders that to some look designed,
But only if you don’t look too closely at the useful bits and the arcane genes within the nucleus intertwined.
Complex specified information or Dembski’s CSI,
A quasi-mathematical property used to pull the wool over both right and left eye,
Supposedly proves that DNA ‘code’ was intelligently designed,
Experts in information theory have savaged this elsewhere so to bother with it further, I am disinclined.
Philip E Johnson attorney at law, did one day see the light,
And the notion of godless evolution gave him a most terrible fright,
Using lawyer’s tools he created and published the wedge,
His Discovery Institute founded to obfuscate truth as they accepted each mark’s pledge.
Sorry Phil but cherry picking items in defense of one’s client,
though acceptable to the accused who are on lawyers reliant,
And while twisting of facts is acceptable in courts of law,
In science it is viewed as an unforgivable flaw.
Fairness is pleaded to give the devil his due,
Creates a controversy in the minds of those without a real clue,
Real fairness would prevent teachers from ever having to rehash nonsense well refuted,
Gutless school boards cave because they are afraid they might get booted.
Teach the controversy they do insist,
And so I will for I can’t resist,
Though it may not be what they desire,
A study of the facts proves that I’m not the liar.
The greatest scientific theory of all time,
Supported by disciplines not even extant when Darwin’s was in his prime,
Explaining all of the observed facts from fossils to genes,
Predicting legions of findings never conflicting with its methods and means.
Makes some question their personal beliefs about their ultimate fate,
For if just an animal not much chance of ever seeing that pearly gate.
Existential crises exploited to prevent hard science from being taught,
Using as much advanced marketing, misinformation and political intrigue by creationists as can be bought.
Only certainty is regardless of how the factions fair,
Buried strands of DNA will not now or ever care,
The tragedy beyond truth is that we might not from this great knowledge benefit,
Making it all the more likely that someday fate will find - us, unfit...
the loss of any one of which limits the system to fits and starts,
could not, through natural selection, have evolved,
shouting triumphant that this, their faith in a designer absolved.
Flagella, coagulation cascades and the eye are the classic examples cited,
shouting loud this enough proves Neo-darwinism to have been smited,
Too bad for them the actual science doesn't at all fit their hype,
For genetic markers and homologues show this to be nothing but ID’s usual tripe.
Wrongly assumes only the current variation provides an advantage to selection, Presupposes that intermediary steps must always lead to the organism’s rejection,
Ignores models that show how descent with modification results in a succession of steps with advantage,
They prefer a fable with a watchmaker required to micromanage.
Improbability invoked that random mutation lacked time to provide life's rich tapestry,
Turns out to be nothing more than another manner of ID relentless sophistry,
Implies evolution due to nothing more than random mutation,
But that proves nothing beyond deliberate lies or poor education.
That descent with modification involves mutation is true,
But nonrandom forces mold what through random processes accrue,
Natural and sexual selection work great wonders that to some look designed,
But only if you don’t look too closely at the useful bits and the arcane genes within the nucleus intertwined.
Complex specified information or Dembski’s CSI,
A quasi-mathematical property used to pull the wool over both right and left eye,
Supposedly proves that DNA ‘code’ was intelligently designed,
Experts in information theory have savaged this elsewhere so to bother with it further, I am disinclined.
Philip E Johnson attorney at law, did one day see the light,
And the notion of godless evolution gave him a most terrible fright,
Using lawyer’s tools he created and published the wedge,
His Discovery Institute founded to obfuscate truth as they accepted each mark’s pledge.
Sorry Phil but cherry picking items in defense of one’s client,
though acceptable to the accused who are on lawyers reliant,
And while twisting of facts is acceptable in courts of law,
In science it is viewed as an unforgivable flaw.
Fairness is pleaded to give the devil his due,
Creates a controversy in the minds of those without a real clue,
Real fairness would prevent teachers from ever having to rehash nonsense well refuted,
Gutless school boards cave because they are afraid they might get booted.
Teach the controversy they do insist,
And so I will for I can’t resist,
Though it may not be what they desire,
A study of the facts proves that I’m not the liar.
The greatest scientific theory of all time,
Supported by disciplines not even extant when Darwin’s was in his prime,
Explaining all of the observed facts from fossils to genes,
Predicting legions of findings never conflicting with its methods and means.
Makes some question their personal beliefs about their ultimate fate,
For if just an animal not much chance of ever seeing that pearly gate.
Existential crises exploited to prevent hard science from being taught,
Using as much advanced marketing, misinformation and political intrigue by creationists as can be bought.
Only certainty is regardless of how the factions fair,
Buried strands of DNA will not now or ever care,
The tragedy beyond truth is that we might not from this great knowledge benefit,
Making it all the more likely that someday fate will find - us, unfit...