5.17.2011

Black Water Rhapsody


Sung using the melody from the Doobie's 'Black Water'...


















Well, without no draft, I built me an army
Whole Middle East, she's callin' my name
Insurgents are jumpin'
Rotor blades are thumpin'
Black Water keeps rollin' on past just the same

Old Black Water, keep on rollin'
No bid green, won't you keep on shinin' on me
Old Black Water, keep on rollin'
Middle eastern money, won't you keep on shinin' on me
Old Black Water, keep on rollin'
Tea Party pundits, won't you keep on shilling' for me
Yeah, I’ll keep on stirring your fight
Gonna make everything, pretty mama
Gonna make them old carpets red
And I ain't got no worries
'Cause we ain’t got no oversight at all

Blood stained seats, I don't care
Don't make no difference to me
Just take out that car thats goin' up town
No doubt insurgents in that dead family
Yeah, I'd like to hear Ma Deuce stitching up that van
Smash what don’t move when we honk
And I'll be mak’in a sum like my boss’s last name

Old Black Water, keep on rollin'
No bid green, won't you keep on shinin' on me
Old Black Water, keep on rollin'
Middle eastern money, won't you keep on shinin' on me
Old Black Water, keep on rollin'
Tea Party pundits, won't you keep on shilling' for me
Yeah, I’ll keep on stirring your fight
Gonna make everything, pretty mama
Gonna make them old carpets red
And I ain't got no worries
'Cause we ain’t got no oversight at all

2 comments:

mac said...

I'll probably catch myself singing your lyrics the next time I hear that song.
Nice.

Saint Brian the Godless said...

I loved it, pliny. You are a man of many talents.