Pliny's Tangent Du Jour: The True Date of the End

5.20.2011

The True Date of the End

I was playing cards last night with L Ron Hubbard, Joseph Smith, and Charles Taze Russell and they let slip the REAL date of the Earth's demise. It will occur on - kindly send me a cashiers check for $1000 dollars and I'll let you know...

6 comments:

mac said...: Everything is so expensive nowadays.

Word veri: etending !; 20.5.11
Anonymous said...: Pliny Pliny,

You're small potatoes. Hubbard, Joseph Smith? Get some cahones and join me and Krishna at Diana's strip poker night.

You really shouldn't give specifics. The more ambiguous the answer, the more hope can be erroneously crammed in there by some helpless, hapless believer. They really string themselves along. You're just there to give them a helping hand.

But if you're going to be giving out clearly accurate information about deities scheduled temper tantrums over their failed creations... it should be 10 grand. I mean c'mon now, you know better than that.; 20.5.11
Pliny-the-in-Between said...: Sorry Harry, I go for the volume discount; 20.5.11
Pliny-the-in-Between said...: Plus Harry, card night is about fleecing east marks after all...; 22.5.11
Jared said...: I was actually kind of hoping the fundamentalists would be gone this week, but they're still here and preaching on the corners...; 23.5.11
Pliny-the-in-Between said...: To be honest, I was thinking the same thing...; 24.5.11