A New Word is Born?

Mrs Pliny may have created a great new word. Last night while I was in the basement, I heard a very familiar crinkling sound coming from the kitchen. I knew the sound immediately. It was the sound of a Chips Ahoy package being fooled with. As these said Chips Ahoy were in my private cookie stash to escape the ravages of the teen hoards, I was alert at once. I called up, "what are you doing?" Mrs Pliny came down with mouth engorged with chocolaty contraband and said, "You knew what I was up to so your question is nothing more than an askusation...