Descartes Blanche

Democrats: I think, therefore I feel guilty

Scalia: I think, therefore it should be law

The poor: I think, therefore I know I’m hungry

Republicans: I think, therefore F#%# off

Fundi’s: They thought for me, so F$%^$ off

Obama: I think, therefore let’s talk

Cheney (and libertarians): Who cares, F%^%&% off


Saint Brian the Godless said...

I'll quote Heinlein:

Never put Descartes before Deshorse.

pboyfloyd said...

I think that Cheney isn't sure that he's justified himself to the extreme right-wing even.

Nothing wrong with a bit of torture? Hey, you got the Catholic vote! LOL

"Hey, if you weren't guilty, you wouldn't be here with us torturing you now, would you?"