Natural Election 2012: Proposed New Rules for Political Speech

With the ready availability of information on the Internet, I propose the following: Every time a major politician speaks, nonpartisan fact checkers must be present to immediately research any zingers and post their results on an aggregate BS meter that must be in camera view at all times.

Any time the dial is active, a continuous loop of the term BS, will be played at a decibel level appropriate for the reading. Each level of dial activity will be associated with an increase of 10 decibels over the one below it. Any time the dial reaches critical, the speaker has to stop, and can only resume speaking if they win a round of roshimbo with a Navy Seal.

1 comment:

Jared said...

I like it.