Pliny's Tangent Du Jour: Surprising Revelation

3.18.2012

In today's paper was this shocking headline:

"Post-Rapture pet service a hoax"

Really?

mac said...: How was it determined to be a hoax?; 18.3.12
Michael Lockridge said...: Indeed. Did the Rapture occur, and I missed it? I thought I had a reservation. Oh, my.; 18.3.12
Pliny-the-in-Between said...: It's ok Mike - only the Mayan one has occurred... ;); 18.3.12
pboyfloyd said...: Ian's Post-Rapture Pet Rock Service!

For the low, low price of $250 I will care for your pet rock after you have been raptured!; 19.3.12
Pliny-the-in-Between said...: Rocks are a lot less trouble than other pets; 19.3.12
pboyfloyd said...: Not if you dress them every day and take them for walks and bring them to the movies and try to feed them and, well, there's the bed-time stories and sitting through those damned kid's TV shows and so on.

Just try getting one enrolled in a pet obedience class, they look at you as if you're insane or something!; 20.3.12
Pliny-the-in-Between said...: I suppose that's true - rocks can put even Gandhi to shame when it comes to passive resistance.; 20.3.12