3.18.2012

Surprising Revelation

In today's paper was this shocking headline:

"Post-Rapture pet service a hoax"

Really?

7 comments:

mac said...

How was it determined to be a hoax?

Michael Lockridge said...

Indeed. Did the Rapture occur, and I missed it? I thought I had a reservation. Oh, my.

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

It's ok Mike - only the Mayan one has occurred... ;)

pboyfloyd said...

Ian's Post-Rapture Pet Rock Service!

For the low, low price of $250 I will care for your pet rock after you have been raptured!

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

Rocks are a lot less trouble than other pets

pboyfloyd said...

Not if you dress them every day and take them for walks and bring them to the movies and try to feed them and, well, there's the bed-time stories and sitting through those damned kid's TV shows and so on.

Just try getting one enrolled in a pet obedience class, they look at you as if you're insane or something!

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

I suppose that's true - rocks can put even Gandhi to shame when it comes to passive resistance.